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“They watch romantic comedies while eating ice cream?”
“You should not sound so exited about this.”
I couldn’t imagine men so confident in their masculinity they would go to a romantic comedy flick in a pack without shame. While eating their arch nemesis. “Like hell I shouldn’t! You’re the reason there are no decent single men left? You stole them, you turned them into vampires, and you keep them under lock and key. You’re wretched. No, you’re not just wretched. You are a being of true evil.”
From Blood Bound: a Lowrance Vampires Novel.
You can preorder now at the following vendors: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Apple Books | Kobo
Yes, humans, I am on a mission to taunt and tease you with amusing snips from this book until you fall prey to my plans to take over the world.
One book at a time.
With love,
~Zazzle
Ohmyfreakinggawd! This snippet made me rush to preorder and while there oh look at all these other books by you to preorder……
This snippet is one I will fight to the death with my editor over, so it shall be there to greet you when it releases! I hope you love it as much as I do! (now, think Zazzle won’t notice I’ve been… nope, she’s noticed me. Now I’m in trouble…)
If you take over the world it would limit your napping time. Just something to think about.
What about Google? Are you not going to pre orders there?
Google has preorders available, but Google and I have a very poor relationship. If you do a search, you should be able to find it! (Google toys with me. Sucks my soul. Makes me cry! (Technical difficulties. Always.))
oh dear. well if that’s the case i will have to buy gift cards for one of the others to get your books. I have 2 fur tyrent’s at home aka Peaches and Spot, and they love the fur and fin management.
I will be very EXCITED to read the book when it comes out. I do enjoy your work for the level of snark in them. Happy Holidays!
Choo! Choo! All aboard the snark train!
While teasing and enticing humans with previews, descriptions, introductions, and all the things that should convince them they need to buy and read the book is very important, there are also weird humans who need to have exactly 0 information about the insides of the book (when they already know who wrote it, and are going to buy it) until it’s already in their hands, who would really really appreciate it if all the teasers and descriptions were marked in some sort of easily-recognisable ‘begins here – ends here’ way (like spoilers, because to some humans everything about the book they can’t read yet is a spoiler that must be avoided at all costs) so they could easily tell them apart from other kinds of information in blog posts. They really would appreciate it.
Yum.
And Happy Solstice to you and the feline contingent. I’ currently rereading Blending In as a nod to the season.