Dear humans, please forgive the female. She has a migraine today. She wrote 260 words before she retreated into the dark to sulk. She was required to get out of bed to eat, and she’s not long for this world… at least for today. She even made a new legend in her tracking worksheet so she could mark days she had migraines and couldn’t realistically work.
260 words is better than no words, female. You did good.
See, you did so good I posed for you. Aren’t I adorable?
So, I bet you’re here about this Magically Hellish Comedy (with a body count.) That doesn’t look quite right, does it? Well, it’s right! The female got lured… I mean… suckered… by a premade trilogy that went up for sale by one of her favorite designers, Rebecca Frank. It screamed Magical Romantic Comedy… except with a twist. A Hellish one.
Yeah, I do think I’m funny, humans. Thanks for noticing.
She is planning for a trilogy. Three books. That’s what trilogy means. It begins with a house fire. Satan’s house, to be specific.
Here’s the description to convince you that you really want this. Because you do, humans. Like with all pilots of series/trilogies, how well it does will basically dictate when she writes it, with things that don’t sell well releasing every 2-3 years. (The stuff that doesn’t sell well doesn’t buy me treats, so she has to mix up what sells with what doesn’t. Sorry, humans. That’s the name of the writing game!)
Step one: add some gasoline.
Step two: light a match.
Step three: watch the devil’s house burn.
As far as plans go, Sandra Moore rather likes hers. It’s simple. It gets the job done. It reduces the devil’s house to smoldering ruins.
Life is good—at least for the year she has left of it, assuming the devil doesn’t kill her first.
Instead of the quick end and the retribution she deserves, Sandra gets the client from hell for the case of a lifetime, one that could forever change the war between the heavens and the devil’s many hells.
It will release March 2, 2021. As a biased member of the Furred and Frond Management, we recommend you run to the preorder buttons now. They’re here:
The female is being cute–and ambitious. She really wants to hit USA Today on a full-priced new book. Someone needs to tell her to go back to her corner and bide her time. Empire building takes a long time, human female. Maybe one day. Go back to bed–or go finish dinner before you expire.
I’m sorry about the migraine. My mum suffered from them for years – they are so debilitating. Rest well, and don’t worry about word count until after your head stops trying to separate from your body.
Hope you feel better soon
Xxxx so that your head will not separate from your body
pre ordered fell better soon
I have contributed to the empire. Please send further information on how we can help take over the world, oh great furry management. We know that after we take over, our next step is eliminating migraines.
Respectfully, book minion
Ha! I preordered even before I read the description. All I need is the female’s name on a book I haven’t got already. But the alluring feline is awesome!
I received an email from Audible that the error in chapter 18 of Burn, Baby Burn has been corrected. I haven’t verified that.
LOL!! Would’ve been nice if they’d told me. That’s great, though.
I love all the different series but I am trying to find the next book in the Magically Hellish Comedy (with a body count) help. Please need to see what happens
I haven’t written it yet.
Having re-read all of the Magical Romantic Comedy series over the past month, then checking your upcoming releases and NOT finding books 2 and 3 on the calendar I am getting annoyed with you as a writer.
This is not the first series that you have put on a hiatus. And as a reader that follows ALL of your series I am getting pissed with being left holding the threads of plot in my hands. Especially when you say the next book is coming in a certain span of time.
As writer of fictional series you have an obligation to the fans that have dedicated both time, emotional investment, and money to reading your words. ESPECIALLY in the case of a multibook arc of story’s. where the next chapters are being shunted to the back of the queue for NEW series.
Remember, you have made a de facto commitment / contract with your readers to continue / finish the series you started.
Please do so.
I am also under zero obligation to feed your need to have it immediately. It is not an entitlement you have for paying $5.99, $6.99, or even $7.99 for a book. Every book takes HUNDREDS of hours of time to write. I need to put food on my table. Sorry, the books you want aren’t paying the bills. As such, they’re on a 2.5 year rotation, snuck in around the things that ARE paying the bills.
I write what readers are buying and finishing the things they AREN’T buying around that.
You can get annoyed all you want, but I have choices to make… and some of those choices involve “continue to write, period” and “Satisfy people like Jim.”
I chose “continue to write.” I’m not even sorry you’re not satisfied. I’ll finish… when my time, effort, and money allow. You’re not paying the bills for these books.
I am.
I hope you have a good day.
And no, I do not have an obligation to write books on your schedule.