Dear Humans,
Greetings, greetings! The sun is directly in the female’s eyes. She is loudly protesting this, as it is ‘making it impossible to work’ and ‘how dare the burning day star position itself there?’ Apparently, she wants to work, but she cannot work while blind from the solar rays of brilliance stabbing in through the patio door.
We do not understand this. The burning day star makes it so we can observed the winged prey.
The humans do not let us play with the winged prey. We find this to be unfair.
Today begins the book faire! We have a bunch of books to share with you as thanks to the kind humans for sharing the female’s books to their audience.
Please note we have not read most of these books. You will need to check the samples and decide for yourself if this is the book for you. We are greatly appreciative these authors helped the female, so we encourage you to at least check out each of the offerings to see if it is something you might enjoy.
Thanks!
In other news, the female is tired, but she’s hanging in there. She is reminding herself daily that once mid January arrives, she will have a far friendlier schedule.
Here’s the general news before the faire begins:
Murder Mittens & License to Kill are still on as scheduled, as is Wild Wolf. The female has officially classified Murder Mittens as feel-good fluff with hefty doses of murder thrown in to add some spice to the fluff. But it’s fluff. You may use this word without consequence when discussing this book, as there are very minimal actually issues discussed. I mean, there’s one big ass moral to the story, but it’s wrapped in a super sweet, soft, and fuzzy blanket.
License to Kill is the exact opposite of fluff. The editor is enrolling into therapy, and she was treated for shock. The takeaway: License to Kill is not funny, it is not fluff, it is vicious, it will attack you, and it wants blood. And tears. At the same time. You have been warned.
Please collect your tears into cute little glass jars and put them on the shelf. This is how we of the Furred Management have decided the female’s powers shall grow.
Wild Wolf is a romp. Or will be once the female writes it.
Anyway, onto the book faire! Please note the format is a little different this go around. While we kitties are still including our thoughts, we’re also including warnings/messages from the publisher (where applicable) and a general age rating. Things we (the Management) feel are of extra importance in the warning are bolded.
Read at your own risk.
Ashes of Eden by Mandi Konesni
Purchase Link: Amazon
Price: $2.99 (Kindle Unlimited/Amazon Only)
Age Rating: 18+.
Warning(s) from the Publisher: This book has a couple fairly explicit sex scenes… there’s no fade to black in my books. It also deals with some themes of religion, as he’s a fallen angel trying to earn redemption by recovering lost relics. Those sensitive to religious topics might not care for how I’ve handled their religious myths if they’re super picky about their religious reading material.
After being tainted by Leviathan blood, an Archangel must collect angelic relics and return them to Heaven before the transit of Mercury to prevent the Undoing… a period where demons can take control of the earth and negate the power of Heaven.
To earn back his wings, he’s tasked with preventing this from occurring by any means necessary. Even if it includes working with a Cambion female who is too nosy for her own good, or getting caught breaking into the Vatican. They did say ‘any means necessary’, didn’t they?
Evil is insidious, and lurks in the most unassuming of disguises. But people are stronger together, and true love is worth fighting for, even if you have to give up everything you thought you needed and wanted in order to keep it. He may be a protector of the world, but he failed to protect something far more important- his heart.
Sometimes, redemption comes in a way you least expect it to. Sometimes, sacrifice is worth the cost.
Our thoughts: This looks daaaarrrrrkkkk. And kinky. This might end up on the female’s TBR as an entry in Smut Mountain should she enter a mood for dark books. Life has been dark enough for her lately, so she’s been avoiding overly dark things. Except License to Kill. We’re pretty sure the female opted to just get out all of the darkness in her black soul and inject it into that one novel.
How much does it cost to send therapy to an editor for the holidays? Asking for a… friend.
The cover on this one intrigues us, but the female has to squint because she wears glasses and her eyes are old and tired. But it definitely conveys the idea this book will be dark, beware all ye who enter here.
We recommend cookies and milk to go with your dose of darkness. The contrast works nicely.
Fatal Extraction by Evangeline Rain
Purchase Link: Amazon
Price: $2.99 (Kindle Unlimited/Amazon Only)
Age Rating: 18+.
Warning(s) from the Publisher: Includes themes involving depression and mental illness in addition to other 18+ explicit material.
Nirvana Faust had led her crew of space pirates through years of successful raids without a hitch but now her lucky streak had ended.
She’d flown straight into an ambush laid by the General of Panderon, from whom she had stolen weapons eight years ago. He would prosecute her for her crime unless she was willing to take on a mission for him – infiltrate the stronghold of the Planet Chikara and extract her war plans.
In order for the mission to succeed, she would need help from the man who had defected from Chikara. She was expecting to work with a seasoned soldier, not a much younger man who looked like he’d spent more time with books than guns.
But Nirvana should had known better than to judge a book by its cover.
Our Thoughts: We really like this cover. The colors are nice, we wish the font popped a little more, but otherwise, we think the chick is super hot, and the female is in the corner crying because she hasn’t been able to wear clothes like that since she was young and spry. She is now not-so-young and creaky. Don’t ask her about the tendonitis. It has been unpleasant the past few days.
We, however, can’t help but notice the burning day star in the background, doing a good job of being a burning day star. Down with burning day stars! At least when they’re in the female’s eyes.
It’ll go away eventually, female… soon. Hopefully. Just view it as an excuse to play games in the morning before you can use your computer to work.
We hope that you have enjoyed the first day of the book faire. We’ll be back tomorrow with more news and books for you to explore.
And possibly some bad jokes.
And without the sun for the furred management members to, well, sun themselves in; how will they be able to charge their solar battery packs so they can go racing through the house at 0237 hours? Humans. They just don’t understand.
Dear Human Author.
As the furred assassins of this house, we wanted to let you know that our female thinks that any human that criticizes you about writing anything other than “fluff” should be taken outside and tossed into the large artificial pond.
Just saying.
So, female? Stop reading that poo, and keep writing anything you want to.
All of your words are good, and our female gets rather unfriendly while waiting for any new installment of whatever comes from that “wonderful brain” (her words, as we don’t care to read. Assassins, don’t you know). Really. She can be found crying over your Amazon page in between publication dates.
Quite pitiful to be honest. But she feeds us, and so she lives.
Please stay out of the morning big light, as we need the room.
Virtual hugs from the female.
Thank you, lovely kitties. The books look like they might be good, so I’ll have a look.
Keep telling the female that January is only six weeks away and she will have time to rest and play games.
Voile curtains can help with the day star without stopping you from watching the flying things
Looking forward to the new books whether fluff or dark, as I’m sure the female’s magic will be threaded throughout ?