Here it is for your enjoyment.
I’m even giving this one a title!
The Taco Van by R.J. Blain
A plate of fresh tacos waited just beyond the threshold of the white, rusty van with ‘FREE CANDY’ spray painted on the side. Who wanted free candy? Not this woman.
But those tacos?
I would do far shadier things than climb inside some dumb, rusty van to get those tacos.
I climbed inside.
Three men waited inside.
Excellent.
“How nice of you,” I murmured, closing the door behind me. “You offered dessert, but I get breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too.”
I ate well and got to enjoy my tacos in peace. Would the next poor sods to try the same stunt be just as tasty?
Time would tell.
The end.
P.S.: There shall be no editing of this short story. Of any sort. This was written for pure fun.
And it *was* fun! heehee I can just see the look on those 3 guys’ faces when they realized _they_ were on the menu.
Thank you for a most enjoyable story :~D
thanks for the short story. Took me a minute to get it, but nice one! 🙂
I’m laughing because I just finished License to Kill last night and this reminded me of Karma hiding in the pantry, eating as many tacos as Mason would give her. I love your sense of humor, R.J.
Whoa!
You are the best! It took me a minute, but then….Glorious!
This is great. I love it.
How fun! I love your sense of humor and I’m looking forward to your next set of books this year. Thank you for sharing!
Funfunfunfun!
This woman is insane – I love it!
Love it! I need the whole story. LOL
thank you for this.
Love this short short…
Loved it!
Loved it. Thank you.
May the gods of Health and Luck bless you and yours.
Oh the potential! The possibility! The creative process of the mind is wonderful. With that short, my mind jumped in about 4 different directions and scenarios (some of them a bit dirty). I love how authors can come up with an idea and make a book out of it. Wish I was that creative.
Glorious! I ended up laughing so thank you.
I really love your writing style and your humor. I have spent many hours reading and listening to them. Thanks!!
Lolz, thanks for that!