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I pulled into my parents’ driveway in Lincoln, Nebraska. With a population of over two hundred thousand, there was always a need for cops, even crazy ones like my mother and father. But even the police departments of major cities like Chicago wanted someone like Dad on the force.
Werewolves with perfect control over all three of their forms were few and far between. Add in Mom’s skills as a practitioner and hedge witch, and my parents were a force to be reckoned with. Alone, neither were powerful, ranking low on the talent charts, but they were good at their tricks, and their skills were ideal for law enforcement.
I, on the other hand, had been the token low talent freak on the force with a good cop pedigree. Chicago’s police department had ignored my general lack of magic in exchange for my memory for detail, my ability to work with just about anyone, and tolerance for the jobs most didn’t want.
My alpaca pressed her nose to the window and slobbered all over the glass.
“There’s a paddock in the back with your name all over it,” I promised, killing the engine and stretching with a tired groan. Driving hadn’t done me any good, and my left eye ached from the strain of checking my blind spots, which I suspected was more than double the effort it had used to be. Each day, I’d developed a headache within an hour, and my current one would persist for another four or five before easing. I had made it halfway around the van to let my fluffy companion out when a dark shape barreled off the porch.
Great. Dad was running around on all fours, almost as furry as my alpaca. Since I’d lost my right eye, I’d remastered distances and depth perception, allowing me to plant my boot on my father’s chest before he could plow into me. “No. Bad wolf. You will not slobber on me. You will not chew on me, either. You will also not terrify my—”
The alpaca screamed like she was being eaten alive.
I sighed. “Go back in the house and think about what you’ve done.”
For once in his life, my father obeyed with a whine, scurrying to the front door with his tail tucked between his legs.
Hoofin’ It is a paranormal romantic comedy novel, and it can be read as a standalone.
What is this delightful romp of a book about, you ask? This is what it is about!
All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force.
New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda.
Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.
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I really enjoyed this book. I will make you laugh you ass off.
I love this book. Every time I read it. In fact I may start reading the series again since I just finished all of the Wolf and Witch books again and the Jesse Alexander and Hypnos abandoning the past few weeks. Bailey and Quinn are so fun.
I have a question though; about three hours after I received the e-mail about Hoofin It I received one with a snippet of new work under a new (to me,anyway) nom de plume. Which makes seven of which I am now aware. I have some minor trouble keeping track of them in my Kindle library, since they don’t all group together. I think I have 47 of your books,but I’m not positive. Is there somewhere that lists all of your noms (de plume)? I know you’ve written a LOT more than 50 books. I have identified seven noms so far, but only three have siblings on this web page. I really don’t want to miss at least the opportunity to check out a new book.
Wow, I really need to check auto corrections/selections better. Instead of siblings I meant listings.
Didn’t mean abandoning either .I meant within. That’s what I get for typing into my Kindle in so time a window.
My pseudonyms are: R.J. Blain, Susan Copperfield, Bernadette Franklin, Trillian Anderson (Defunct, moved to R.J. Blain), G.P. Robbins, Audrey Greene, and Lilith Daniels.
Thank you. Those are the seven I had identified. I love your books and I am amazed at how many you have out and in so many series. I just read the post about *ratings. I’m sorry the Booked for series is going to be such a low priority. They were some of the first I bought of yours. I guess it’s partially my fault for not taking the time to write reviews. I’d just rather read than write. My bad. Please keep up your very prolific efforts. Thanks for being there.
Yeah, I just can’t tell if it’s a case of “just nobody loved it all that much” or if it’s just a case of nobody told me it’s something they REALLY want to see more of. The 4.2* rating says “we don’t want to see more of this but it was fine.” And that’s no skin off my back. I obviously didn’t do a good enough job with the book/series. That’s on me.
First book of yours I ever read. Since I have bought,read and enjoyed everything else you’ve done, I am sure I obviously enjoyed it. Before the bank stole my house I had a 100,000 book library so I have a pretty good basis for my view.
I would never be seen again if I had a hundred thousand books. 😀
Thank you both so much! I thought I had found all of your aliases but thanks to Wayne, I found that I missed one. MORE BOOKS! YES! I love all of the stories you wrote (I am anticipating the last book for Dawn of the Dea.) and can’t believe I missed one of your pseudonyms.