Hey, fellow humanoids, cats in disguise, or whatever you might be. Some of you have expressed varying degrees of disappointment that I am a human with feelings. That I shouldn't rant because someone (who isn't me) might have their feelings hurt, …
Author Behaving Badly: Am I Allowed to Quit Now?
Nothing says "I love you" quite as much as readers bullying authors using one of Amazon's shitty tools to do it. I am exhausted. A few times a week, as of late, I get this lovely notice. "One or more of your books has quality items that need to …
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Updated Bernadette Franklin Covers!
Greetings, folks! The Bernadette Franklin books have gotten a facelift! (And any queued typos that were addressed without being uploaded have finally been uploaded. Don't ask us which books or how many, we don't know. We know nothing …
Kickstarter Progress: the Extended Edition
Dear humans, Did you hear that screamy sound? That was the female. Apparently, her sanity is gone. Just gone. This picture of the female's BOOX is an excellent representation of the situation. So. Kickstarter. What is it? Why is it? When is …
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Upcoming Books
Dear humans, We have been asked about upcoming books. While we posted about this in the State of the Blain post in February, we are posting again. We're in a mood, so please expect plenty of snark. And frankly, we get rude at one stage. We're …
On today’s episode of “Adventures with Armchair Editors…”
Dear humans, We understand this kitty well. The sadness, the grief, the exasperation. All of these things we share as Supreme Feline Beings. The female can't come to the computer right now. In fact, she fled, leaving the keyboard completely …
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