Dear humans, The female wrote 5,090 words today. She is happy with this! She is also not happy I refused to cooperate with her 'artistic photography' efforts. Frankly, she's wrong. Aren't I beautiful? I am so beautiful. We still have power. …
An Announcement, The Daily Grind, & Dear Diary, the Apocalypse Soon Begins…
Dear humans, The Apocalypse begins tomorrow. Possibly. The male's phone has beeped, informing him the cell company will do everything in their power to keep their cell towers operational. We are not hopeful. PGE has added more cities to the …
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The Daily Grind: October 5, 2019.
Dear humans, Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of whining and sniffles, coming from the female. Apparently, she has caught a cold. I meant to post this yesterday, but the female ushered herself to bed and took away my computer access. I …
Along Came a Starbucks: Daily Word Counts?!
Dear humans, The female has lost her mind. That's it. That's all. She's totally gone loco, and now here I am, doing her dirty work. Yuck. So, here's the deal. There are author people who like seeing author people doing the grind, much like …
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Author to Author: the Basics of Bringing a Book to Life.
Dear humans, I have stolen this picture of Tia the Majestic for your enjoyment. It seemed appropriate, considering she was hard at work seeking attention and interrupting the female's ability to write books. This post is meant for authors, but …
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Teaser: Ginger Snapped.
Dear humans, Today, I have stolen a snippet for your enjoyment! The female dared to not press the button on my new toy to make it go. I have chosen this theft as my retaliation. That, plus the more nice humans who order the book, the higher my …