Dear humans, As most of you are aware, the female has a somewhat meticulous approach to how she handles her scheduling. She needs to write certain books to survive: see Magical Romantic Comedies (with a body count.) Readers buy what they want to …
April 7, 2020: It’s Tuesday, there are some fun, games, and giveaways inside, Bonds is on sale for $0.99.
Dear humans. We can has a tired. It's a big tired. The Royal States series is being rebranded, and I'm so thrilled to show you the covers so far. Here they are! A Guiding Light and Huntress are up next, and the female will be able to begin …
April 6, 2020: For those trapped in the stay-at-home time warp, it’s Monday.
Be fabulous like this peacock. Monday need not be rainy and dreary! (In other news, Monday is rainy and dreary. The female's knee is majorly ouchy, and we won't talk about her case of tennis elbow. Life hurts right now. It'll be better later... …
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April 3, 2020: The female made a pie. Didn’t die. It was originally frozen. Please judge her.
Last week, the male really, really, really wanted to order a CostCo ham dinner, so badly that the female asked a friend to buy it for them and ship it using her CostCo card. The male and female don't have a CostCo card at current. Their apartment …
April 2, 2020: Book Talk, Life talk, the female is a little sick. Poor female.
Dear Humans, The female has been playing a daily game. It's fun. We call it "Allergies or Plague." Symptoms of allergies: Coughing, sore throat, sinus issues, aching, sometimes fever when they're reaaaalllyyy bad, and so on. Symptoms of …
April 1, 2020: No pranks, only book news. (We’re tired today, humans.)
Dear humans, One of my favorite hobbies includes climbing onto the female's desk and trying to steal things. I do this approximately two or three times a month, after giving sufficient time to lower her defenses. How annoying I am about it is …
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