Dear humans, The female is a lot closer to USA Today qualifications than she thought possible even a week ago, and as such, we're opening the blog for authors to participate in a book fair between May 18 through 24. Every day, we will feature a …
2020/2021 Schedule Updates. It is Wednesday, the 15th of Mapray, the Year of Grave Humor. (If you’re really confused about the month, it’s April.)
Dear humans, Grave Humor lurks on the horizon. The female checked on the preorders for it today. We are officially at the "if the release week goes exceptionally well, there is a chance the book might make it to USA Today" stage of the game. As …
A Letter From the Author: Want one?
Dear humans, Those who use facebook (and follow the page) already know the female Has Opinions on the USPS, it's status as an essential service, and so on. The female has decided that she is taking action. She bought stamps, and she will use …
State of the Blain Address: Let’s talk about Scheduling, Humans! (It’s a Thursday, for those of you who need a reminder. Like the female.)
Dear humans, As most of you are aware, the female has a somewhat meticulous approach to how she handles her scheduling. She needs to write certain books to survive: see Magical Romantic Comedies (with a body count.) Readers buy what they want to …
April 7, 2020: It’s Tuesday, there are some fun, games, and giveaways inside, Bonds is on sale for $0.99.
Dear humans. We can has a tired. It's a big tired. The Royal States series is being rebranded, and I'm so thrilled to show you the covers so far. Here they are! A Guiding Light and Huntress are up next, and the female will be able to begin …
April 6, 2020: For those trapped in the stay-at-home time warp, it’s Monday.
Be fabulous like this peacock. Monday need not be rainy and dreary! (In other news, Monday is rainy and dreary. The female's knee is majorly ouchy, and we won't talk about her case of tennis elbow. Life hurts right now. It'll be better later... …
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