Dear humans, The cheese thief has done the right thing. We are pleased. The female is pleased. A hugeeeeeee bag of shredded Colby Jack was also offered. For those who are uncertain of the significance of this, the male stole the female's …
~Water Witch Audiobook now available, plus Day 4 of the December 2020 Book Faire.~
Dear humans, After many delays and general fuckery over at Audible, Water Witch is now available in audiobook format. It does contain Double Trouble, so don't say you weren't warned if you already bought Double Trouble. As a reminder, after all …
~December 2020 Book Faire: Day 3.~
Dear humans, Welcome to the jungle. Today, the female woke up to another strike of an armchair editor. In good news, Amazon did not automatically slap on a quality notice. Had Amazon done this, she would have lost it. The error rate was 1 in …
~December 2020 Book Faire: Day 2~
Dear humans, We have returned. We are highly amused by the female, who received a 36 count box of Reese's trees for the holidays from a friend. She immediately slaughtered one with ruthless and startling efficiently. Then she assigned them as …
~December 2020 Book Faire: Day 1.~
Dear Humans, Greetings, greetings! The sun is directly in the female's eyes. She is loudly protesting this, as it is 'making it impossible to work' and 'how dare the burning day star position itself there?' Apparently, she wants to work, but she …
Grave Humor was nominated for ReadFreely’s Best 50 Indie Books of 2020! Voting is live.
Dear humans, The female has a migraine. She requires light to see, but the light stabs at her eyeballs and upsets her stomach. We have begun therapy treatments, which involve purring and covering her face with our warm, fuzzy bodies. She mumbled …