Hey, folks! Your resident crazy person... er... author here! I've got news! Fun news! Happy news! Let's get right to it, shall we? Coraline Patten enjoys nothing more than facing new challenges, but when she’s asked to evaluate Moonriver’s …
Shammed Audiobook, a new Preorder, (It’s something special, y’all!) and Other News from the Trenches.
Dear humans, The female bought us a present. It's a television stand with a fireplace built in, and when she flips the magical switch, it makes us warm! We like it very much. She also put our laser pointer toy on the Booze Shelf, and they keep …
State of the Blain Address: Updated Preorder List, List of Current/New Releases
Dear humans! Here is your one stop shop for new and upcoming releases by the female! With a bonus adorable picture of yours truly. The female is tired. As soon as Steel Heart unlocks, she will be updating it. Die Hard is playing in the …
New Preorders, Chaos.
Dear humans, Look at all of the zoom zooms lined up, waiting for their chance to be flying zoom zooms! The female has been hard at work doing everything EXCEPT write, and she feels like this line of zoom zooms waiting to go flying. It took …
State of the Blain Address: What’s going on, coming up, and going down. Plus updated list of preorders.
Dear humans, Tomorrow, the female leaves for 20 Books to 50k in Las Vegas. She'll be on two panels, and she's really looking forward to it. It should be a great deal of fun for her. If you're attending, please keep an eye out for her. (But be …
The Female and the Quest for ALL the Preorders. (New preorders are live! Mostly.)
Dear humans, Yesterday, Amazon decided to offer all independent authors the opportunity to set preorders for up to a year in advance rather than the previous three months. As you may be aware, the female has already finished her schedule and …